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SPECIAL REPORT -- Photos released on the Air
Force’s official Web site, Air Force Link, prove that Airmen at
all levels are feeling the crunch of stiff Fiscal 2005 budget cuts.
In May 2005, Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. John Jumper
directed a service-wide reduction in expenditures to offset a $3 billion
deficit and help fund the Global War on Terrorism.
In addition to cutting funding for many quality of
life programs -- including valuable base housing playgrounds and new
computers to replace the PCs that were bought three months ago -- the budget
cuts have apparently prompted some bases to develop creative methods of
saving and, in some cases, making money to keep the mission running.
Photo No. 1
One Air Mobility Command base seems to be leasing its refueling aircraft
to local farmers to aid in crop dusting operations. Like their pilots, the large jets
apparently expel more than gas, according to this photo sent to us by an
anonymous migrant worker. The man said, unlike the small crop dusters, the
large Air Force tankers don’t have to worry as much about low-handing
electrical and telephone wires. "The giant jets, they cut right through the
wires like a hot knife through goat cheese," he said.
Photo No. 2
Photographic evidence at another base shows dozens of
base employees pulling an aircraft out of its hangar -- a job that normally
would be handled by an aircraft tow vehicle. "It was either sell the tow vehicles or close the
enlisted club. Everyone who frequents the club voted against closing the
facility. All three of them threw a fit," said the 92-year-old club manager.
Photo No. 3
At another base, an Air Force wing commander is now tooling around base
in a gas-efficient mini-car. An anonymous executive officer told Zoomie!
that the commander’s old white-top was sold on a popular online auction for
a whopping $2,300. "That’s right," bragged the 6-foot-5-inch,
blonde-haired
lieutenant colonel who asked to remain anonymous. "We got $220 above Blue
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