Wielding his unloaded 9 mm, Airman Snuffy was the picture of professionalism; always vigilant, always alert ... until one day, during an Operational Readiness Inspection, a tricky IG inspector lured him away from his post using a single, ripe banana.  Airman Snuffy was quickly transferred to the San Diego Zoo, where he can be seen flinging poo and screeching obscenities at zoo patrons.