Genie of the Lamp

While walking in the desert, a Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Laden, and an American engineer happen to run into each other. Before anyone can react to their meeting, a great devil wind swirls around them and the famous Genie of the lamp appears.

"Because you have found my secret resting place, I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes,” says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer; my dad was a farmer; and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, can come into our precious state."

Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..

American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually impenetrable."

SCROLL DOWN FOR THE AMERICAN'S WISH...

 

The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

Pooooof!