Terrorists in Iraq have finally reached an all-new low.  Hundreds of Soldiers and Marines deployed to the restive Middle East country are being taken out of commission by the new terrorist weapon of choice, the SBIED.  The SBIED, or Single Brew Inebriation Exploitation Device,  resembles a man-size mouse trap.  When baited with an item coveted by the average American Soldier, it becomes a lethal, disfiguring weapon.  Although beer is the most popular and easily accessible bait, other items terrorists have used as bait include pornography and military discharge orders.  "Thankfully, the SBIED normally only takes out one Soldier at a time," said a Army platoon sergeant who has lost nearly two dozen men to the new terrorist weapon.  "But when you get half a dozen Soldiers racing to see who can get to the beer first, it can get pretty messy."  Thankfully, the Army's new Counter SBIED Team has found a way to turn the tables.  Once a trap is discovered, the CSBIEDT is called in to disarm the man-size trap.  The beer is replaced with a goat or donkey, and the trap is re-armed.  "It's common knowledge; no terrorist can fight the lure of a handsome farm animal," said an anonymous CSBIEDT team leader.  "Since we turned the tables on them, we've trapped nearly three dozen terrorists with their pants down ... literally."  Although goats and donkeys work best, other items that can be used to lure unsuspecting terrorists include: American flag burning kits; copies of Women's Home Journal magazine; and photos of Osama bin Laden, complete with a bottle of hand lotion.